8/31/2023 0 Comments Shrek the third![]() The idea now is that King Harold (John Cleese) nominates Shrek as his successor, but the grumpy greenster doesn't want the job, being already freaked out by the prospect of becoming a father. That's right: the Shrek franchise has been reduced to ripping off Harry Potter! There are no new ideas, no very funny new characters, but one frankly unfunny new character: a retired Merlin-wizard figure, voiced by Eric Idle, who used to teach spells in high school. Shrek the Third isn't awful, but it's bland, with a barrel-scraping averageness. And for Shrek 5 we'll all have evolved into bioform versions of computer chips and watch it through telepathic file-sharing. ![]() M ike Myers has said that by the time Shrek 4 comes out, we're going to be taking it in capsule form, and watching it in a zero-gravity chamber.
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